Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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