I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
