remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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