Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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