After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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