Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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