so explain again why im purple
no
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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