You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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