Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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