this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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