I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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