what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
