awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We had to coat check the pizza.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
