Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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