Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am puke
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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