My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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