I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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