Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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