hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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