party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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