Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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