Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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