Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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