My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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