she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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