brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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