The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Holy sore nipples Batman
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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