i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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