How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
