You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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