I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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