if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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