i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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