yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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