i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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