I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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