Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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