You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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