well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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