a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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