i was rollin on her like bob the builder
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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