Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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