There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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