i already hear my dad disowning me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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