All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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