My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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