Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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