so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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