therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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