David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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