We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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