I accidentally had phone sex last night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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