I want to make a zoo with you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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