Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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